my fan club

gmunkey: ****ing moron chaser
ml: tell him god
buddysbluff: god got a potty mouth
gmunkey: better than being an absolute ****ing moron , buddy
gmunkey: didn't feel like catching a miracle this time you re tard?
buddysbluff: u really r as stupid as u look
ml: too funny
gmunkey: dude, you have a ****ing dog on your icon
gmunkey: Actually, two. One gayer than the other.
buddysbluff: my *** dog looks better than u
ml: nh
Dealer: ml has a pair of Kings
Dealer: Game #26185705056: ml wins pot (1800) with a pair of Kings
gmunkey: of course
gmunkey: king ****ing 2
gmunkey: why the hell wouldn't you call with king 2
gmunkey: I don't know if you are actually dumber than buddy
ml: after the j 8 chase? are you serious
gmunkey: neck and ****ing neck, that race
gmunkey: open ended straight draw
gmunkey: neck and ****ing neck, that race
gmunkey: open ended straight draw
gmunkey: you called a raise with k 2
gmunkey: that is a terrible ****ing play
gmunkey: did you learn to play poker by jacking it to gay porn?
gmunkey: THere's better literature on strategy.
gmunkey: uh oh, ml folded his queen 3

Token Tilt

So I tried a couple 4.40 sngs for a $26 token on FullTilt.

I should have guessed something was up after the first lost:

QQ lost to 10 8 offsuit with 3 left for the a zero

Mistakenly thought I just got unlucky and these things are easy, I just have to remember "that'll happen."

Next game, AA lost to 44 with, you guessed it, 3 left for a zero!!!

I started to get pissed, but "that'll happen," right?

Next game, hit a ten on the flop - 99s couldn't let go and runner runner straighted me.

After that it was a series of KK losing to A4 off when he didn't even hit the ace.

KJ losing to K2, Q 9 getting rivered by Q 8 etc.

I should have just bought into 4 or 5 $26 tourneys straight up, it would have been cheaper!!!!!!!

Either that or just quit this silly game.